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	<title>Brannen Usable Brands &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>Social Media Marketing</title>
		<link>http://blog.usablebrands.ch/2010/06/29/social-media-marketing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Florian Nyffenegger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Social Media ist ein grosses Gebiet unter das sehr vieles fallen kann, denn das entscheidende Buzzword "Social" beschreibt eigentlich eine Verhaltensweise. Trotzdem werden vor allem Werber nicht müde, "Strategien" und "Techniken" zu präsentieren, wie man dieses "Social Media" zum Absatz von Produkten nutzen kann.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ist in aller Munde. Ist Trend. Alle wollen auch. Haben schon mal davon gehört. Rennen in Seminare und Vorträge. So auch kürzlich auf Einladung der Goldbach Media Group.</p>
<p>Social Media ist ein grosses Gebiet unter das sehr vieles fallen kann, denn das entscheidende Buzzword &#8220;Social&#8221; beschreibt eigentlich eine Verhaltensweise. Trotzdem werden vor allem Werber nicht müde, &#8220;Strategien&#8221; und &#8220;Techniken&#8221; zu präsentieren, wie man dieses &#8220;Social Media&#8221; zum Absatz von Produkten nutzen kann. Auch die Präsentation von Orange8 (gehört zur Goldbach Gruppe) hatte ihre 5 Erfolgsfaktoren (wie man in Social Media richtig verkauft). Die Wahl der Titel sagt schon einiges über ihre Haltung zur Thematik: Präsenz / Ausdauer / Interaktivität / Kreativität / Analytics.</p>
<p>Etwa anderthalb Monate zuvor habe ich selbst einen Artikel zu Social Media verfasst. Nicht zuletzt um dieser Haltung einen anderen Standpunkt entgegen zu setzen. Auch wir machen mit Brand Experience im weiteren Sinne Marketing. Wir hören aber auch auf den Benuzer / die Zielgruppe. Der Benuzter möchte nicht, das ihm einfach etwas angedreht wird. Der Benutzer möchte, das auf seine Bedürfnisse eingegangen wird. Dann kauft er auch. Entsprechend lauten meine 5 Erfolgsfaktoren (wie man sich in Social Media richtig verhält): Aufmerksamkeit / Transparenz / Aktivität / Selbstlosigkeit / Authenzität.</p>
<p>Lesen Sie den ganzen Artikel: <a href="http://blog.usablebrands.ch/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Die-fünf-Erfolgsfaktoren-für-Social-Media-Marketing-100505.pdf">Die fünf Erfolgsfaktoren für Social Media Marketing</a></p>
<p>Davon abgesehen wurde im &#8220;Seminar&#8221; nicht viel neues Präsentiert, da es hauptsächlich um Grundlagen ging. Dass ein Bedürfnis dafür da ist zeigten Fragen aus dem Publikum, wie: &#8220;Und was macht man, wenn Facebook in unserem Unternehmen gesperrt ist?&#8221; und Antworten wie &#8220;iPhone?&#8221;. Ich persönlich finde ja, ein Unternehmen, das Facebook für seine Mitarbeiter sperrt, hat Social Media grundsätzlich noch nicht verstanden und sollte sich hüten, darin werben zu wollen. Aber das ist nur meine Meinung.</p>
<p>Noch etwas Lustiges, das mir aus dem &#8220;Seminar&#8221; geblieben ist zum Schluss: Der Sprecher hält einen Vortrag über Social Media, bittet das Publikum aber: &#8220;Schreiben Sie sich diese tolle Virale Kampagne auf&#8221;. Tatsächlich. &#8220;Ich schicke den Interessierten den Link per Mail&#8221;, &#8220;Sie finden den Link in meinem letzten Twitter-Post&#8221; oder &#8220;Sie können die Präsentation in unserem Blog downloaden&#8221; wäre dann doch zuviel 2.0 gewesen. Hier nun, zu aktuellen Geschehnissen, einer der Links zum schmunzeln: <a title="BP Spills Coffee" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM">BP Spills Coffee</a></p>
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		<title>Font Conference &#8211; on fonts and branding</title>
		<link>http://blog.usablebrands.ch/2008/08/07/font-conference-on-fonts-and-branding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How the choice of a font will influence the perception of your brand.
A witty visualisation &#8211; have fun.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How the choice of a font will influence the perception of your brand.</p>
<p>A witty visualisation &#8211; have fun.</p>
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		<title>Bill Gates on usability: His personal Windows&#8217; experience</title>
		<link>http://blog.usablebrands.ch/2008/06/25/bill-gates-on-usability-his-personal-windows-experience/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Todd Bishop published in his &#8220;Microsoft Blog&#8221; http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/microsoft/archives/141821.asp an e-mail, which Bill Gates wrote after having a very frustrating experience trying to download &#8220;Moviemaker&#8221;.
The internal e-mails have been turned over in the antitrust suits against the company.
So we only can wonder: &#8220;Why did he not have a stronger impact on usability issues and who will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="left">Todd Bishop published in his &#8220;Microsoft Blog&#8221; http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/microsoft/archives/141821.asp an e-mail, which Bill Gates wrote after having a very frustrating experience trying to download &#8220;Moviemaker&#8221;.</p>
<p align="left">The internal e-mails have been turned over in the antitrust suits against the company.</p>
<p align="left">So we only can wonder: &#8220;Why did he not have a stronger impact on usability issues and who will promote usability after he is leaving the day to day life at Microsoft?</p>
<p align="left">
<img src="http://blog.usablebrands.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/usability_bill_gates.jpg" alt="usability_bill_gates.jpg" /><br />
Image Source:</p>
<p>http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/</p>
<p>images/gateswinmcnameegetty.jpg</p>
<p align="left">This e-mail is from 2003:</p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">&#8212;- Original Message &#8212;-</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff"><strong>From:</strong> Bill Gates<br />
<strong>Sent:</strong> Wednesday, January 15, 2003 10:05 AM<br />
<strong>To:</strong> Jim Allchin<br />
Cc: Chris Jones (WINDOWS); Bharat Shah (NT); Joe Peterson; Will Poole; Brian Valentine; Anoop Gupta (RESEARCH)<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Windows Usability Systematic degradation flame</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">I am quite disappointed at how Windows Usability has been going backwards and the program management groups don&#8217;t drive usability issues.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">Let me give you my experience from yesterday.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">I decided to download (Moviemaker) and buy the Digital Plus pack &#8230; so I went to Microsoft.com. They have a download place so I went there.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">The first 5 times I used the site it timed out while trying to bring up the download page. Then after an 8 second delay I got it to come up.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">This site is so slow it is unusable.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">It wasn&#8217;t in the top 5 so I expanded the other 45.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">These 45 names are totally confusing. These names make stuff like: C:\Documents and Settings\billg\My Documents\My Pictures seem clear.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">They are not filtered by the system &#8230; and so many of the things are strange.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">I tried scoping to Media stuff. Still no moviemaker. I typed in movie. Nothing. I typed in movie maker. Nothing.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So I gave up and sent mail to Amir saying &#8211; where is this Moviemaker download? Does it exist?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So they told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated. </font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">They told me to go to the main page search button and type movie maker (not moviemaker!).</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">I tried that. The site was pathetically slow but after 6 seconds of waiting up it came.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">I thought for sure now I would see a button to just go do the download.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">In fact it is more like a puzzle that you get to solve. It told me to go to Windows Update and do a bunch of incantations.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">This struck me as completely odd. Why should I have to go somewhere else and do a scan to download moviemaker?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So I went to Windows update. Windows Update decides I need to download a bunch of controls. (Not) just once but multiple times where I get to see weird dialog boxes.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">Doesn&#8217;t Windows update know some key to talk to Windows?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">Then I did the scan. This took quite some time and I was told it was critical for me to download 17megs of stuff.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">This is after I was told we were doing delta patches to things but instead just to get 6 things that are labeled in the SCARIEST possible way I had to download 17meg.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So I did the download. That part was fast. Then it wanted to do an install. This took 6 minutes and the machine was so slow I couldn&#8217;t use it for anything else during this time.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">What the heck is going on during those 6 minutes? That is crazy. This is after the download was finished.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">Then it told me to reboot my machine. Why should I do that? I reboot every night &#8212; why should I reboot at that time?</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So I did the reboot because it INSISTED on it. Of course that meant completely getting rid of all my Outlook state.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So I got back up and running and went to Windows Updale again. I forgot why I was in Windows Update at all since all I wanted was to get Moviemaker.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So I went back to Microsoft.com and looked at the instructions. I have to click on a folder called WindowsXP. Why should I do that? Windows Update knows I am on Windows XP.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">What does it mean to have to click on that folder? So I get a bunch of confusing stuff but sure enough one of them is Moviemaker.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So I do the download. The download is fast but the Install takes many minutes. Amazing how slow this thing is.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">At some point I get told I need to go get Windows Media Series 9 to download.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So I decide I will go do that. This time I get dialogs saying things like &#8220;Open&#8221; or &#8220;Save&#8221;. No guidance in the instructions which to do. I have no clue which to do.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">The download is fast and the install takes 7 minutes for this thing.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So now I think I am going to have Moviemaker. I go to my add/remove programs place to make sure it is there. </font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">It is not there.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">What is there? The following garbage is there. Microsoft Autoupdate Exclusive test package, Microsoft Autoupdate Reboot test package, Microsoft Autoupdate testpackage1. Microsoft AUtoupdate testpackage2, Microsoft Autoupdate Test package3.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">Someone decided to trash the one part of Windows that was usable? The file system is no longer usable. The registry is not usable. This program listing was one sane place but now it is all crapped up.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">But that is just the start of the crap. Later I have listed things like Windows XP Hotfix see Q329048 for more information. What is Q329048? Why are these series of patches listed here? Some of the patches just things like Q810655 instead of saying see Q329048 for more information.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">What an absolute mess.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">Moviemaker is just not there at all.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So I give up on Moviemaker and decide to download the Digital Plus Package.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">I get told I need to go enter a bunch of information about myself.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">I enter it all in and because it decides I have mistyped something I have to try again. Of course it has cleared out most of what I typed.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">I try (typing) the right stuff in 5 times and it just keeps clearing things out for me to type them in again.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">So after more than an hour of craziness and making my programs list garbage and being scared and seeing that Microsoft.com is a terrible website I haven&#8217;t run Moviemaker and I haven&#8217;t got the plus package.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">The lack of attention to usability represented by these experiences blows my mind. I thought we had reached a low with Windows Network places or the messages I get when I try to use 802.11. (don&#8217;t you just love that root certificate message?)</font></p>
<p align="left"><font color="#0000ff">When I really get to use the stuff I am sure I will have more feedback.</font></p>
<p align="left">When Todd asked Bill Gates about the e-mail last week while conducting an interview, Bill answered:</p>
<p align="left">&#8220;There&#8217;s not a day that I don&#8217;t send a piece of e-mail &#8230; like that piece of e-mail. That&#8217;s my job.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Installing a husband</title>
		<link>http://blog.usablebrands.ch/2008/03/25/installing-a-husband/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Tech  Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and  noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly  in
theflower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly  under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled  many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention  6.5 and then installed
undesirable [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt">Dear Tech  Support,</span></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and  noticed a<br />
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly  in<br />
theflower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly  under<br />
Boyfriend 5.0.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled  many other valuable programs,<br />
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention  6.5 and then installed<br />
undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0,  NFL 3.0 and  Golf Clubs 4.1.<br />
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6  simply<br />
crashesthe system. I&#8217;ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these  problems,<br />
butto no avail.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">What can I do?</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">Signed,<br />
Desperate.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">DEAR DESPERATE,</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">First keep in  mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">Husband 1.0 is  an operating system.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html  and try to download<br />
Tears 6.2 and don&#8217;t forget to install the Guilt 3.0  update. If that<br />
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then  automatically<br />
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0<br />
to  default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please<br />
note  that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the<br />
Snoring Loudly  Beta.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a  virus<br />
in the background that will eventually seize control of all your<br />
system resources.)</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend  5.0 program. These are<br />
unsupported applications and will crash Husband  1.0.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have  limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might  consider<br />
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.   We<br />
recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2">Good Luck,<br />
Tech Support </font></p>
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		<title>What happens to your brand when you don&#8217;t focus</title>
		<link>http://blog.usablebrands.ch/2008/02/08/why-focussing-on-the-essentials-strengthens-your-brand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is so true. I have been sitting in meetings like that myself. This happens often, when too many have a say. Then you start compromising and compromising and adding and adding and loosing focus. You never can please everybody.
In the end it is one big wishy washy about everything and nothing.
You want to stand [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span lang="EN-GB">It is so true. I have been sitting in meetings like that myself. This happens often, when too many have a say. Then you start compromising and compromising and adding and adding and loosing focus. You never can please everybody.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span lang="EN-GB">In the end it is one big wishy washy about everything and nothing.<br />
You want to stand out? Focus on the essentials.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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